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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.


Man's best friend
All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.


Don't be worried?
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).


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